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Dominance Games / Politics: Screw the mocking bird

Posted in Commentary, current events, News, opinion, political science, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , on January 23, 2012 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

The false battles of holy labels

Ah, the usual screed about the paucity of intellectual honesty and judicious thought when it comes to trampling down the honor and virtue of hard core believers and political holy warriors.

The grand celebrated spectrum running the gamut from right to left and up and down and back again……  grand screams of deliberation and virtue on the part of the emotionally informed.

Be stark.  Be humble.  Be wise.  Be sure that the marauding hordes of welshers and free basers want your money, your toil, your all and everything.

Be of the right.  Be of the left.

Be sure that the simple flag wavers and noxious spirits of toxic hate want to bury the unprotected under glams of derision and disenfranchisement.

Be of those wise enough to not miss the enemies at the gate.

The pristine rights of the individual.  The pristine rights of the mass, the  society as whole.  Protection for one.  Protection for the other.  Protection from one.  Protection from the other.  Be of the winners.  Be of the losers.  Be of the dupes.  Be of the he users.  Be of the takers.  The healers.  The fakers. The killers.  Be of the makers.  The breakers.  The sour mooded payers.

Figure it out, oh vile creed.  Screw the mocking bird.

Of note:

http://campaignstops.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/01/22/what-the-left-gets-right/

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Dominance Games / Politics: Winnow the worthless

Posted in Commentary, current events, News, opinion, political science, Politics, satire with tags , , , , on January 22, 2012 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

Onward to defamation.  Onward to demonetization.  Onward to diminishment of people bad and good.  Onward to adolescence.  Onward to dirt, grime, demeaning pictures of slop and slime.

Slime merchants are the soldiers of the lord….the soldiers of the whip hand and the tough parcels of rough justice.

It takes the slime merchants to thrive in the atmospheres of over heated gruel.  It takes the slime merchants to mine the deep wells of the pristine society waiting patiently for foul leadership.  It take the slime merchants to mine the cracks and crevices of longing and regret that fold into the the yearnings and decision making of the heedful, needful masses of back stabbers, hatchet wielders, bomb throwers, chicken puckers, whiners, dupes, charlatans, haters and grand paragons of hubris that stand straight and tall as noble electorate, staunch and determined, flag waving behind in the wind as the tough morality of good purpose storms the ideal.

Onward flocks of drunken geese.  Onward charging herds of wayward snakes.  Onward skipping forays into the daisies and the poisoned mushrooms.  Onward the catharsis of clubs and jackboots.  Onward the great American march towards the pinnacles of civilization.

Onward to victory the lovely lovers of a strong tomorrow.  Winnow the worthless.

Of note:

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/new-york-times-public-editor-defends-truth-vigilante-column-on-cnns-reliable-sources/

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Dominance Games / Politics: An ode to the common man

Posted in Commentary, current events, News, opinion, political science, Politics, satire with tags , , , , on January 21, 2012 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

Power and hate

Power and hate

The smell, the sounds, the fury, the state

Power and hate

The rhythms, the guts, the honors, the flows

Power and hate

The people, the range of fire, the stares of death

Power and hate

The glow, the pale, the saps of sin

The stains, the winters, the sticks, the grin

Power and hate

Nights of fire, days of wine

Dollops of desert, trees grow from smart acorns

Power and hate

The rest is game, the game, shame, the lame, blame, the same; the charged followers of history and study, the rise of the common man

An ode to him

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Dominance Games / Politics: The tough stuff of which we are made

Posted in Commentary, current events, News, opinion, political science, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , , on January 17, 2012 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

Look serious and do right.  Bawdy and loud.  Raucous, bedeviled.  Cognizant of no error.  Shameful, painful, whiffs of the aromas of gentry and seduction induced.

Look serious and do right.  Catastrophic thoughts.  Migratory, innately base and prosaic, of carnage born and rendered, of nascent sin induced and formed principles flying as flags of empire.

Look serious and do right.  Stammering.  Wheedling.  Of mercury and lead, poison and saintly derivatives.  Fights and flights are joyous, ponderous, streaming, vulgar.  The weapons game, the political game, the games of monsters and trumpets.  They are pristine in their celestial simplicity.

Wretched in beauteous deformity souls of souls render themselves stripped for nobler challenge, humbler manner, distortion of hearth and home.  Love, lust, patriotic fervor echo screeching chants

Trappings of lust and power, of omnipotence, of the wry pulpit, the minstrel show, the burlesque, the busted circus …… the showdowns, the spins, the grand horrors of the overreach…we have us all at our sacred best.  Hallowed stripping away of all pretense,  sham, civility, falsity and fog….we get down to tough choices by tough folk and the tough  stuff of which we are made.

The rambling, fighting, spitting, eye gouging, two by four scrum for vote or scrape or deference or hate.  Purity of the fight shows the grandness of the battle.  We fight for the right to be great.  That is who we are.

Of note:

http://campaignstops.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/01/15/what-the-right-gets-right/?nl=todaysheadlines&emc=thab1

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Dominance Games / Politics: Heartbeats of the human condition

Posted in Commentary, current events, News, opinion, political science, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , , , on January 16, 2012 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

Coming, coming, coming ….the concentration of the best and most wonderful to lead us in our hours of hope …. all enviable and well loved and protected by grand freedoms earned over time with blood, sweat, tears, will and purpose.

Battle lines drawn, battle grounds set, power plays played, lemmings in place, the fault lines of the system papered over and the trumpets blaring.

The sheer dizziness of heart thumping and the preaching.  The dramas and fights for hearts and minds.  Speed the pulse, whip the flair in the nostrils, put the wind at the back of the good and dainty.

All scenes will be familiar.  All actions will be bloated.  All charades will be pleasant and all dreams of failure will neither surface nor go away.

Sullen power will go towards the places it finds most comfortable.  Manic influence will work long and hard at its chosen profession.  Scammers, vultures, bottom feeders, task masters will look slyly in the muck for their feeding grounds.

Pushers will push.  Preeners will preen.  Debtors will be under water always and forever.

The racks will break the unable.  The ferocious will devour the uneducated.  The push for order and hierarchy will find wings of gold.

The stresses are there.  The openings are always there.  Hierarchy, order are the heartbeats of the human condition….

Of note:

http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/288008/we-re-number-ten-deroy-murdock

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Dominance Games / Politics: Canon fodder to stop the bullets and beat the trash

Posted in Commentary, current events, News, opinion, political science, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , , , on January 14, 2012 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

The rich get richer.  The poor get poorer.  The sated get more sated.  The hungry get more hungry.  Those who got get to pay….poor babies.  Those who don’t got get to pay….not ever enough…..the incessant damned free loaders all…just living to take advantage of the smarmy largess of the gainfully efficient.

Bad mean taxation is a sinister transfer of wealth …life blood from the stable just to allow the unstable to feel well enough to not threaten the security of the secure or scare the accomplished into a generalized searing panic….the blackmail of intended consequence.

The runners and gunners depressingly give solvency to their protective order.  The meek and the resentful give thanks daily for the opportunity to survive and move and are ever thankful, ever resentful.

The inclusiveness of the patriotic order is the shared thing.  All are citizens of the whole of this our beloved country…except, of course, those who are citizens of the amorphous stateless worlds of high flying strata and high flying absence of allegiance.

The good and the golden make the world go round, they make it pay and play.  They gather their rosebuds, they play with their toys and boys and girls and foils.  The play with the piper and pay out of pocket ……tips are a wearisome thing.

The tippees are good for something…… Canon fodder to stop the bullets and beat the trash.

Of note:

http://publiceditor.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/01/12/should-the-times-be-a-truth-vigilante/?pagewanted=all

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Dominance Games / Politics: All for the price of a vote

Posted in Commentary, current events, News, opinion, political science, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , , on January 12, 2012 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

The thrill is on.  The real deal of the real deal of real deal elections are coming.  The sky will be a grand purple with grand purple prose.  The sky will be grandly  aflame with grand passion, homey in modesty with staid serenity.

The choices are coming.  The crowds are coming, stalling, waiting, preening.  Towns and hamlets are poised, perfunctory.  Freedom is action.  Freedom is for all.  Worlds  march, freedom rings, the bright lights of the last best hopes for humanity  will persevere and God will triumph.  The land of tomorrow will put the lands of today to unmitigated shame.

Diesel powered jack hammers forging paths through thickets of rock hard hells put in line a mandate of skill and power and action and verve.  Mighty fortress America resounds with motion and purpose, can do spirit, relentless, massive self confidence and poise.  Pressure will produce a society trending forward, forward, forward towards shiny peaks of heavenly ascension.

Multitudes rejoice, will be without want, without need, without the grand promise of empty poverty of pocket or spirit.

Bands play.  Cycles churn.  Rules will be set.  Light will conquer the world.  Great strength and cohesion will flourish and buzz saw the impediments forced upon them by any sort of mock eternity.  Will and purpose will be enjoined, cleansed, flirting with the angels.

All for the price of a vote.

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Dominance Games / Politics: Live and let live

Posted in Commentary, current events, News, opinion, political science, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , , , on January 9, 2012 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

Libertines do it.  Degenerate wastrels and unmitigated failures do it.  Happy bums and inebriate charmers do it.  All kinds of patriotic losers do it.  Those unworthy of respect do it.  Those who are devoid of shame do it without moral compass, without faith, without hope, without charity.

Panderers do it.  Those who wish to enjoy life do it.  Those who wish to stay away from drama and over heated conflict do it.  Those who wish their nose to not be out of joint do it well.

Those who wish not to rule the world do it.  Those who wish not to rule minds do it.  Those who have grown up do it frequently.

Those who do not see monsters around every bush do it.  Those who do not see suckers ready for plucking prancing merrily in the grass do it well.

Those who take in the morning sunlight do it easy.  Those who ride the full moon do it softly.

Those who view all the paid muscle and mass intimidators, mixers, breakers and dismissers do it and shake their damned heads to the beats of their saddened hearts.   Those who listen to the winds and the breezes and the hurricanes of wisdom churning in the air do it with a sigh.

The world moves on.  The songs stay trite.  Worldly.  Wise.  Calm of spirit.  Think softly.  Carry a big stick.

Live and let live.

Fools Gold.

Of note:

http://www.cjr.org/the_news_frontier/spying_on_journalists_is_easy.php

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refer

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Dominance Games / Politics: Death songs and fixed dances

Posted in Commentary, current events, News, opinion, political science, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , , , , on January 7, 2012 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

Might makes right.  It always does.  It always will.  Might makes the world go round…gives little evil people their kicks and their fancies,,,gives little self indulgent sops their self important treasures…. gives lust fueled maniacs their days in the sun.

Might enforces law.  Might enforces order.  Might enforces the toxic holes in society left open and vulnerable to abuse.  Might enforces the happy order of the streets and the flaccid order of the conquerors of the world and the masters of the universe.

Might enforces avenues of movement, avenues of conversation, avenues of corruption, avenues of social engineering.  Might enforces directions from on high and the moral universe of the self assured.  Might is a prized thing, good to have, a pleasure to wield.

Might is a bullying thing, a slandering thing, a beating down thing.  Might is a club, a hammer, a baseball bat to the body.  Might is a mean little thing, the best servant of the uncaring.

Free speech is a precious thing.  Free speech is a dear, darling little thing.  Speak to your little heart’s content.  Say the things that make your heart sing and your feathers fly.  Say the good stuff, the bad stuff, the ground up stuff and the desolate stuff.  Be magical, maniacal, despotic, a hero for all time.   Speak to no one, speak to everyone, speak to those within earshot, to those who will not or cannot hear.  Speak for enlightenment or derision, for fame or flame.  Speak low.  Speak soft.  Speak to the gods.

Might enforces the power behind the speech.  Might enforces the directions, the saturation, the crowds, the foot soldiers, the bums and the enforcers behind the message.  Might enforces the message, the truth, the lies, the wants, the needs.  Might is the freest of all things free…. the owner of all things obtained by those more free than others.  Might buys it little words and deeds.  It is a ubiquitous, intrusive thing.  it is our gift to the gracious and the wonderful, those who have earned the right to have their messages heard.

Love the rough and tumble of death songs and the fixed dances.  A gentle ode to big fists and a wee bit of spit.  Just let them tell us what we want to hear.  The songs are never over and the melodies always linger on.

Speak to me only with thine rights to beat me into submission.

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Dominance Games / Politics: No guts. No glory

Posted in Commentary, current events, News, opinion, political science, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , , , , on January 5, 2012 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

Centrist, moderate, wish washy, easily led soulless political actors are the bane of true activists, true patriots,  true believers here, there and everywhere.

Centrist, moderate, wishy washy, easily led soulless political actors are those who stand for nothing, have no fight, have no passion, have no concern for the magisterial issues of the day.

Centrist, moderate, wishy washy, easily led soulless political actors are those who are left in leftover glory when all political purpose, all political ideal, all political acumen gets filtered and steamed away in lovely orderless gas and colorless hot air.

Centrist, moderate, wishy washy, easily led soulless political actors are that which we get when the happy dictates of fear and intimidation, buff and bluff, scare them into  simpering, weak, appeasing compromising dreams.

Centrist, moderate, wishy washy, easily led soulless political actors are just all too pretty, all to friendly, all too accommodating, too reasonable, too rational, to empty; all too treacly  sweet and saccharine stiff to stand for anything of value.

Centrist, moderate, wishy washy, easily led soulless political actors are those without form, without shape, without function, without purpose; without souls and roles to pin down or heads to bash and backs to flay.

No guts.  No glory.

Of interest:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45883052/ns/us_news-the_new_york_times/#.TwW5hlbNlaw

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