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Dominance Games / Politics: Culture Wars

Posted in Commentary, current events, News, opinion, political science, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , , on February 11, 2012 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

It is good to have the return of the grand salutary hypocritical gamesmanship of the vast angry, overheated and certainly other deviled bit of business aptly called the culture wars… long on snide, happy on self serving ….. a bit short on anything resembling culture.

A vast chance for a no penalty way for all of the true believers and holy redeemers, smug snivelers and wretched self promoters, hapless dreamers and imitation thinkers to play in the sandboxes of spiteful intoxication and homey victimization.  Proud they be the standard bearers for flags of morbidity and excess, shame and hubris, greasiness and dirt.  The world is solace for the slavish.

Bearing and cheering, hearing and bleating, preening and stalking, tendency and ridicule; the flotsam and jetsam of meager egos thrill at the chance at the inhalation of all manner of cheap shots, liquid and other, all manners of no understanding and the line ups to throw parties for smug and pitiful.  Ahh, the eternal wastes of the breaths of life.

Dominance Games / Politics…..politics, news, commentary, analysis…. The dumb …… the honored creed. The rancid bastards …… the true…. the thrill…http://dominancegamespolitics.com/

books…  http://bschiff.com/

http://twitter.com/BSchiff2

refer

http://www.etalkinghead.com/

http://thepoliticalforums.com/

http://www.thejeffersontree.com/

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Dominance Games / Politics: Songs of the breaths of life

Posted in Commentary, current events, News, opinion, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , , , on February 9, 2012 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

It is good to have the return of the grand salutary hypocritical gamesmanship of the vast angry, overheated and certainly other deviled bit of business aptly called the culture wars… long on snide, happy on self serving ….. a bit short on anything resembling culture.

A vast chance for a no penalty way for all of the true believers and holy redeemers, smug snivelers and wretched self promoters, hapless dreamers and imitation thinkers to play in the sandboxes of spiteful intoxication and homey victimization.  Proud they be the standard bearers for flags of morbidity and excess, shame and hubris, greasiness and dirt.  The world is solace for the slavish.

Bearing and cheering, hearing and bleating, preening and stalking, tendency and ridicule; the flotsam and jetsam of meager egos thrill at the chance at the inhalation of all manner of cheap shots, liquid and other, all manners of no understanding and the line ups to throw parties for smug and pitiful.  Ahh, the eternal wastes of the breaths of life.

Dominance Games / Politics…..politics, news, commentary, analysis…. The dumb …… the honored creed. The rancid bastards …… the true…. the thrill…http://dominancegamespolitics.com/

books…  http://bschiff.com/

http://twitter.com/BSchiff2

refer

http://www.etalkinghead.com/

http://thepoliticalforums.com/

http://www.thejeffersontree.com/

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Dominance Games / Politics: Reason

Posted in Commentary, current events, dominance, News, opinion, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , , on February 8, 2012 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

Tis reason we celebrate.  Tis reason we say that is the last best sprinkle upon the march of progress towards Renaissance, towards the modern age, towards the ages of enlightenment…the most facile wedge against the ages of enslavement.

Tis reason we cherish…. reason we fondle and revere, lay claim to as we stand up for the right to be seen and heard in a universe of chaos.

Tis reason towards which we run when obstacles are great and challenges insurmountable.  Tis reason, the backbone of the way of life, the ways of being, the ways of interpreting the world.

The analytical mind is a fearsome tool.  A driving thing.  The analytical mind is a weapon, a defense, a banner waving in the swirling winds of intemperance and intolerance.  The analytical mind is a fearsome tool.

Reason is America.  Reason is the grand growth of capital, of freedom, the sweat of labor, the standby of the informed and well practiced.  Reason separates always the wheat from the chafe, the dead fruit from the wet…. tells us that we are worthy of the greatness of civilization.  Reason.  The good honey in the bowl.

We get smooth, gracious appeals to reason in the cauldrons of our public life.  We demand only that which is our birthright.  Godless bastards that we are.

Dominance Games / Politics…..politics, news, commentary, analysis…. The dumb …… the honored creed. The rancid bastards …… the true…. the thrill…http://dominancegamespolitics.com/

books…  http://bschiff.com/

http://twitter.com/BSchiff2

refer

http://www.etalkinghead.com/

http://thepoliticalforums.com/

http://www.thejeffersontree.com/

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Dominance Games / Politics: Afflict and Comfort

Posted in Commentary, current events, News, opinion, political science, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , , on February 6, 2012 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

The weak minded and sullied hearted run around and around and up in the trees so that they may be tall enough, hearty enough, vibrant and mendacious enough to sacrifice their souls and risk the ruination of civilization and the progressing engines therein by seeking the rapturous evils of the choices to be made by the comforting of the afflicted….the afflicting of the comfortable.

It is the refuge of small minds and weak wills, the fall back positions of stroke and pet, stoke and cry, affirm and embrace the predatory nature of success and the rewards taken thereby.

Success is a maker of men, a rough cauldron for the human spirit, a blueprint for growth and reward, plenty and refuge, peace and calm.  Success is a championed thing, an honored thing, a ribald thing, a cherished thing.

Affliction, the afflictions of want and need, of no strength, no will, no means of survival, these are the stuff of the cruel natures of a cruel natural world.  Those afflicted with acres of nothing and fields full of empty are those left to the devices of the human tragedies and the human march towards a destiny ordained by the battering, ramming circumstance of strength and position, gale and windstorm.  Attacks upon those of poise and sustenance can only mean a flattening of the sustaining things and a lessening of the aggressive charges towards work and growth.

It is for the wise to nurture the wills of the workers and not give fields to plow to those who cannot move.

All playing fields are even.  All those who are without start that way and wish and know no better.

Dominance Games / Politics…..politics, news, commentary, analysis…. The dumb …… the honored creed. The rancid bastards …… the true…. the thrill…http://dominancegamespolitics.com/

books…  http://bschiff.com/

http://twitter.com/BSchiff2

refer

http://www.etalkinghead.com/

http://thepoliticalforums.com/

http://www.thejeffersontree.com/

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Dominance Games / Politics: If I were a live monkey I would grow my own bananas

Posted in Commentary, current events, News, opinion, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , , , on February 5, 2012 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

If I couldn’t hate viscerally what that rotten son of an other guy stood for there’d be no reason what so ever to pay attention to politics.

If I couldn’t see that that rotten son of an other guy was a tool of Death, the Devil, the muck of the swamp then there would be no light in my life.

If I couldn’t be blissfully ignorant in my understandings of the world, completely uninformed about the realities of opposing positions, completely in the thrall of the drunk and blood drinking message makers and their professional baiters, haters and jive crackers then I would not be able to eat or drink or think or speak in semi coherent sentences or imitations of mutterances.

If I couldn’t be sure that wild eyed socialists and anarchists were under every rock or flower or that demon fat and proud of it raging killer capitalists were behind my failure to be prom queen than I would have to change my world view and no longer choose the rose colored glasses of disdain and derision.

If I knew the difference between small government and large government then I would have to know something about any government….I would have to know something about the checks and balances of honest to goodness real world power…..I would have to not sell my soul to the big strong powers that I longed for in my sleep.

If I were a live monkey I would grow my own bananas.

Dominance Games / Politics…..politics, news, commentary, analysis…. The dumb …… the honored creed. The rancid bastards …… the true…. the thrill…http://dominancegamespolitics.com/

books…  http://bschiff.com/

http://twitter.com/BSchiff2

refer

http://www.etalkinghead.com/

http://thewashingtonfancy.com/

http://www.thejeffersontree.com/

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Dominance Games / Politics: Are you lovely

Posted in Commentary, current events, News, opinion, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , , , on February 4, 2012 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

As a good and true little political actor in these United States are you sure that you have the stature worthy of an even a mediocre character by an even mediocre writer of an even mediocre piece of mediocre political fiction?

As a good and true little political actor in these United States do you have even the stature of an even mediocre farce of an even mediocre play of an even mediocre burn in an even mediocre hell?

As a good and true little political actor in these United States would you even ever be imbued by sane to be a character deemed worthy of some sort of an even mediocre imitation of mediocre respect?

As a good and true little political actor in these United States are you in your mediocre way standing in the shadow of the grand boots of any of the strong and noble, mature and thoughtful well remembered grand giants of American political life that you know and love and understand so well?  Overwhelming and beyond the pale, that you would have knowledge of such things. … all a bit out of touch with the hollow of your heart…intriguingly facile as it may be.

As a good and true little political actor in these United States are you worthy of being a middle school dropout but much out of your league when it comes to being able to handle the intricacies of the junior prom committee?

As a good and true little political actor in these United States is stature a word in your dictionary and is dictionary a word in your dictionary?

As a good and true little political actor in these United States are you worthy of being looked up to from a position of down or is down too far above your head?

As a good and true little political actor in these United States are you the untouched witches brew of dignity, purity, chastity, faith, hope, deadliness, gluttony, avarice, meanness and void as in cypher?  Are you lovely?

Dominance Games / Politics…..politics, news, commentary, analysis…. The dumb …… the honored creed. The rancid bastards …… the true…. the thrill…http://dominancegamespolitics.com/

books…  http://bschiff.com/

http://twitter.com/BSchiff2

refer

http://www.etalkinghead.com/

http://thewashingtonfancy.com/

http://www.thejeffersontree.com/

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Dominance Games / Politics: Political operative

Posted in Commentary, current events, News, opinion, political science, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , , , , on February 2, 2012 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

A good little political operative, happy as a clam.  No structural flaws in the system to exploit.  A job to revel in and celebrate, to simmer in in a cauldron of virtue.

Be gamed, used, laughed at… never in a week of sad Sundays.

A good little political operative,  the merry little true cynical wonder …. a laughing lover of lack of ignorance where he finds it, see and hear no foolishness where it cannot be nourished, raise to the heights the joys of dimness and self delusion as they dance around in merry ways.

Are you a good little political operative who is wise to the ways of the mechanics of system and and the pressure points and disingenuous levers of power so that you can work wonders with the right amounts of willingness to debase.

Are you a good little political operative who is proud to mock those open to mocking, proud to mock those open to being  schoolyard dumb suchly trite?  No discourse to threaten your soul, no discourse to threaten your fun, no discourse to threaten the any levels of ability.

Are you a good little political operative who cares for the honor of honor, the profession of your stature, the nature of your nature?  Are you a good little political operative with character unimpeachable and type lovely and stripe hardened and severe a good little political operative immune to no corruption?

A knife fight goes to the mean crazy eyed bastard, goes to the junk yard dog.  A good little political operative knows protection goes to preparedness…. and the tools to maim.  Maim.

Good little folk all over love you dearly

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books…  http://bschiff.com/

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refer

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http://thewashingtonfancy.com/

http://www.thejeffersontree.com/

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Dominance Games / Politics: Arbitrator of the useful abuse of the minds of men

Posted in Commentary, current events, News, opinion, political science, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , , , on February 1, 2012 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

As a good little arbitrator of the useful abuse of the minds of men,  as a good little speaker of wisdom and truth on the rational, national stage are you a fine and dandy sweet as candy little advocate for the mind numbing densities of thrill seeking undulating, rapacious, leer loving, visceral thought?

As a good little arbitrator of the useful abuse of the minds of men,  as a good little speaker of wisdom and truth on the rational, national stage are you a heathen caressing, bravado simulating, insouciant stature making hubris lover without bare naked warning, bare naked bearing, bared down insight seeking, degenerate pablum posting toothless wonder unable to have the skills to identify food … As a good little arbitrator of the useful abuse of the minds of men are you the lover?

As a good little arbitrator of the useful abuse of the minds of men, as a good little transparent mocking bird of  scavenging and bottom feeding … as a good little speaker of wisdom and truth on the rational, national stage do you  lay claim to the ideas that you are not a rats thrilling dream sucked into a slimy worm hole of grime by an appetite for cheap aphrodisiacs and tawdry virginal thrills provided you by any cheep tawdry fondlers who can play your tune or work your dear predilections?

As a good little arbitrator of the useful abuse of the minds of men are you the demon demon sublimely enraptured with the prospect of the eviscerate splendor that comes from begging, pleading,wheedling, sighing, yelping, barking,  moaning, panting at the thought of being the open empty void of an open empty cypher that can be filled with open empty screams, insatiable want, tears?

Are you as a good little arbitrator of the useful abuse of the minds of men adept at begging to be used by failed beggars who could not perform well enough to garner the rewards of the heightened and sexual satisfaction that comes with the sell out of the soul.

Are you as a good little arbitrator of the useful abuse of the minds of men a scrap heap of ill will and weak frustration?  Is opening your mouth to speak an act by which you can redeem all of the lost lusts of begging, longing, hot and humid silent, lonely midnights past?

Are you as a good little arbitrator of the useful abuse of the minds of men a lame little caricature of rancid whose true stabilizing thrills are those of smug hyperventilation and morbid mutilation

Dominance Games / Politics…..politics, news, commentary, analysis…. The dumb …… the honored creed. The rancid bastards …… the true…. the thrill…http://dominancegamespolitics.com/

books…  http://bschiff.com/

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refer

http://www.etalkinghead.com/

http://thewashingtonfancy.com/

http://www.thejeffersontree.com/

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Dominance Games / Politics: What are politics for

Posted in Commentary, current events, News, opinion, political science, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , , , on January 30, 2012 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

What are politics for anyway if not for stimulating and corroborating the right to break and rule, maim and cut, spit and sneer …the right to be a feral beast with vipers tong…. the right to be a constant snake with a creeping surge….  the right to be a demon killer with claws sharp drawn and teeth large and sharp?

What are politics for anyway if not the right to squeeze and pummel, strangle and  slash, void out and intimidate all elves and flagellated cowards who dare to think that they have a right to call your home home….  have the right to call your food food, your air air , your world a place upon which they may park their carcasses, a place upon which they may look upon. …What are politics for?

What are politics for if not for he callow and the demented, the coy and the resented, the spun and the mystic, the stripped and the ghostly, all the night crawlers and the creepers who know that there is no give in the pursuit of the pleasures of absolute power, the catharsis of hate, the destruction of those who demand you be different than an emporer”  What are politics for?

For god and country, the mighty sainted world of you and yours…… its only good if you can be an assassin.  That’s what politics are for.

Of note:

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0112/72132.html

Dominance Games / Politics…..politics, news, commentary, analysis…. The dumb …… the honored creed. The rancid bastards …… the true…. the thrill…http://dominancegamespolitics.com/

books…  http://bschiff.com/

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refer

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Dominance Games / Politics: They are thoughtful and in the know

Posted in Commentary, current events, News, opinion, political science, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , , , , on January 29, 2012 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

The public is smart and discriminating.  They are thoughtful and in the know.  They welcome scads of political information offered freely in each and every media outlet known to man, beast, toad and bug.   They welcome scads of political information offered freely in each and every media outlet known to man, beast, toad and bug by the glorious who have that which is left of all the money in the world to snake us, comfort us, break us and keep us on the edge of our collective seats waiting for all rare installments of their big noise, big pie, big lie, big damning, big sneer.

The public is smart and discriminating.  They are thoughtful and in the know.  The who are known for their talents, fiery spirits, their desires to eat at the bone left by sage issues and lion like personalities thrashed out till that red naked bone is bared and the dollops of slime left for the teething.

The public is smart and discriminating.  They are thoughtful and in the know.  Steel caged matches of the political played out as cock fights and trials by combat produce  winners of virtue and the gods.  The public is smart and discriminating.  They are thoughtful and in the know.

The public is smart and discriminating.  They are thoughtful and in the know.  Opinions guarded well and truth beauty looked for with every breath.  No flakes, no fakes, no charlatans, no crooks.  No weasels, no souls bought and paid for, no weak, no timid, no sniveling, no small minded or adolescent.  The public is smart and discriminating.  They are thoughtful and in the know….  the incorruptible force at the base of our survival.

The public is smart and discriminating.  They are thoughtful and in the know.  The jaunty minions who spend the riches of the sun, tell us know tales, know us no falsehoods.  They love that that make them the pure messengers honor.  It is good to spend on deaf ears.

Of note:

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/29/world/europe/russian-liberals-weigh-alliance-with-nationalists.html?_r=1&nl=todaysheadlines&emc=tha2

Dominance Games / Politics…..politics, news, commentary, analysis…. The dumb …… the honored creed. The rancid bastards …… the true…. the thrill…http://dominancegamespolitics.com/

books…  http://bschiff.com/

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refer

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http://thewashingtonfancy.com/

http://www.thejeffersontree.com/

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