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Dominance Games / Politics: Snakes' base orthodoxy

Posted in Commentary, current events, News, opinion, political science, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , , , , , on December 4, 2011 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

It seems to me that in the grand scheme of things and the grand cultural marches through time, the great contributions to human growth and progress, self actualization, self awareness, intellectual pursuits and defense against small minded idiots, bigots, intellectual poseurs, slobs who can intimidate but not reason, kill but know no heart or wisdom, seek power and the use of and limitations of others ….. it seems to me  the grand traditions of  Renaissance, Enlightenment, development of critical thought, the standings for honest inquiry …. the meekly dawning weapons against ideology, orthodoxy, dictated ways of thought, book burning, haters….it seems to me that this has probably been a good thing.

This cherished prize ours is, of course,  generally attacked, hated, pushed towards ruin, demonized, dirtied, wished to go away.  This cherished prize ours, its grand proponents, are routinely wished ruin, disembowelment, the flames of hell, the wish to be the food of fish.  This cherished prize ours is sagely identified as godless demonization, elitist relativism, soft, mooching, preying Shylocking and degraded muck from the pits of hell.

To cherish that which has made a culture great, that which has given lifeblood to praised and rejected cultural and political antecedents, to champion the cause for its greatness is to court demise.  Simple thought, simple answers.  Idiots delight and snakes’ base orthodoxy.  Churlish propagandists and rank little cynics who buy and sell, whip and muster, break and draw and quarter…they steal the future, ring dry freedom of movement, of thought, leave no place physical or mental worthy to go ….no avenues untouched by simplicity, orthodoxy, numbness, dictates of divine grand pooh bas and devils…no avenues independent or non treasonous…. the grand logical conclusion of intellectual progress is that the number of anti intellectual idiots will eventually overrun and save the day.

A tradition that make pride is a dangerous thing.   Ugly is better.

Of note:

http://www.cjr.org/behind_the_news/the_truth_about_public_untruths.php

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refer

http://www.etalkinghead.com/

http://toppoliticalsites.org/

http://www.thejeffersontree.com/

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Dominance Games / Politics: Love the muggers

Posted in Commentary, current events, News, opinion, political science, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , , , on December 3, 2011 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

Since all processes around all politics are fixed only when they are not then it is no great surprise that all of our paragons of virtue and sincerity, freedom lovers all, fight mightily for their very own little ends but fight mightily not for the preservation of a legitimate democratic republic.

Politics ain’t bean bags and the stakes are always high, the pressures are always great, the threats to law and order always lurking,  and the urge to maximize power a fact of human existence.  That said one should just be happy with those who just don’t espouse outright oligarchy or gangsterism…… which is a tough bargain when seeking the heart of hearts of our players and schemers.

There is no there there to incentify a politico to stand for a system that, built in, respects the ideas of rational political markets, free political markets, non fixed or slanted, faked, or baked political markets….. heavenly dear political markets.

Backing and  passion for those who seek the role of holier than though, disciplinarian and self righteous buffoon, firm and fair reformer with a flair, sure to be naive practicing cynic is left to those with no vested interest in political outcomes and the competing interest making for dynamic policy.   What possible push is a push too far?  What possible war is a war to childish?  What possible world view is an acceptable world view?  The he’s or she’s who love to skin ripe enemies get our ultimate respect.  Love the muggers.

Of interest:

http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/191517-arizona-left-with-no-clear-path-in-district-map-flap-

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Dominance Games / Politics: False springs

Posted in Commentary, current events, News, opinion, political science, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , , , , on December 2, 2011 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

Hate the damned hippies.  Turn up your nose as the insipid tea baggers.  The rot gut whiskey of allowable detesting is always alive and well and always fun and cathartic.

Hate the cloven heeled liberals.  Detest the iron bottomed true believers and mellow ideologues.  Harangue the walls with mellow tones of vitriol and hate.

The devils we love give us the sideshows we crave.  What good is a rumble if it can’t be seen in glorious color and mighty second rate narratives.  What good is tomorrow if we can have at the seeds of the future today?  What good is yesterday if it can’t give us causes to moon over and despicable vile louts to blame for sin?

It feels damned good to ride out the crests of smart assed divinity.  It feels damned good to be the killers of purpose and the receptacles for inanity.  Call out all impenetrable fools who stand for the fiery ends of civilization as we love it.  Cede power to the tame, lame and clueless.  Messages are for messengers and messengers are rat’s assed annoying.

Kill the tinkers and the thinkers, the fusers and the bated.  The royal closets mind the rules for heavens and earth.  The royal wings of vengeful royal scum wait patiently in the wings.

Beware of false springs, love of false springs, love of reactions to false springs, the cynical lot of soulless cookies being left the rage to play out the ends of discourse and rigorous thought, opinion.

Dead dirty easy thought playing to dead dirty easy minds always drives out the good, the honorable, the open.  Easier to bake, easier to make, easier to package, easier to sell, easier to jam down someones throat.

Of note:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/2chambers/post/house-votes-to-end-public-funding-for-presidential-campaigns/2011/12/01/gIQAc8SaHO_blog.html

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refer

http://www.etalkinghead.com/

http://toppoliticalsites.org/

http://www.thejeffersontree.com/

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Dominance Games / Politics: Ain’t no money in…

Posted in Commentary, current events, dominance, News, opinion, political science, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , , , , on November 30, 2011 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

Ain’t no money staring down the flywings in the political spectrum.  Ain’t no money staring down the lack of class, the lack of ways and means, the lack of grownups in motion.  Ain’t no money staring down the snake filled agendas, the fairy tales of governance being the art of the possible.

Ain’t no money in refleecing cold hard fact and dispassionate work.  Ain’t no money in reslapping the face of the eternal yappers and listening to them cry foul.  Ain’t no money in saying screw you and sneering.

Ain’t no money in the putrid deals that all beyers hate,  in the staring down of all the little predatory hyenas.

Ain’t no money in breeding smarts and claws and in kicking doctrinaire fools.

Ain’t no money in wishing power away from the irresponsible.  Ain’t no money in not heat rather than light, in stare-downs rather than suck ups.

Ain’t no money in breeding mean that get fed not from rivers of dirty feeders.  Ain’t no money in not crying about the damned rotten louts who corrupt us all.

Ain’t no money in the damned rotten bastards who do more than vent, more than screech, more than become holy.

Cry me a mean, dirty, corrupted and dangerous tale.  Make a speech.  Support a cause.  Fight for maturity.  Be a mensch.  Do good holy redeemer.

Of note:

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1111/69369.html

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books…  http://bschiff.com/

http://twitter.com/BSchiff2

refer

http://www.etalkinghead.com/

http://toppoliticalsites.org/

http://www.thejeffersontree.com/

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Dominance Games / Politics: Ain't no money in…

Posted in Commentary, current events, dominance, News, opinion, political science, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , , , , on November 30, 2011 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

Ain’t no money staring down the flywings in the political spectrum.  Ain’t no money staring down the lack of class, the lack of ways and means, the lack of grownups in motion.  Ain’t no money staring down the snake filled agendas, the fairy tales of governance being the art of the possible.

Ain’t no money in refleecing cold hard fact and dispassionate work.  Ain’t no money in reslapping the face of the eternal yappers and listening to them cry foul.  Ain’t no money in saying screw you and sneering.

Ain’t no money in the putrid deals that all beyers hate,  in the staring down of all the little predatory hyenas.

Ain’t no money in breeding smarts and claws and in kicking doctrinaire fools.

Ain’t no money in wishing power away from the irresponsible.  Ain’t no money in not heat rather than light, in stare-downs rather than suck ups.

Ain’t no money in breeding mean that get fed not from rivers of dirty feeders.  Ain’t no money in not crying about the damned rotten louts who corrupt us all.

Ain’t no money in the damned rotten bastards who do more than vent, more than screech, more than become holy.

Cry me a mean, dirty, corrupted and dangerous tale.  Make a speech.  Support a cause.  Fight for maturity.  Be a mensch.  Do good holy redeemer.

Of note:

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1111/69369.html

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books…  http://bschiff.com/

http://twitter.com/BSchiff2

refer

http://www.etalkinghead.com/

http://toppoliticalsites.org/

http://www.thejeffersontree.com/

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Dominance Games / Politics: Things on the bottom of muck boots are souls

Posted in Commentary, current events, dominance, News, opinion, political science, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , , , on November 28, 2011 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

Pick a subject…any subject.  Listen to them moan and groan.  Listen to them will and wallow, sink low and spit high.  Listen to the mad harpies of independent thought everywhere speak in mystic tongues and incoherent dictums.

If it were possible to stand up and flash eerie post hypnotic signs and psychic suggestions rather than speak words not of true fiber or thoughts then the Saturday matinee entertainment available only these days would not be simpering broadly drawn eternal serials offered our good guys being good…our bad guys being evil.

No sucker or talk, pallor or pall bearer writes the dime novel whenever he speaks, whenever he  thinks as long as he does neither.  The audience wishes release, torture, cliff hanger, black hat, strumming cowboys, white hats, fair maidens, upright heroes, damned evil.

The good writers write the good stuff.  The good interviewers sift with sifters of no mesh. The good label makers get more inventory made with love by scalded hearts.

Pick a subject…. any subject.  Hell is for the taking.  Pick a subject … any subject.  Free rides to nirvana are the goods to sell.

Cash keeps coming .  Scripts keep unfolding.  The genre is evergreen.  Entertainment is paramount.  Creativity gains style points.  Venal harps in play always and jack whacked mouths good for dirt.  Things on the bottom of muck boots are souls.

Of interest:

http://www.economist.com/blogs/democracyinamerica/2011/11/occupy-wall-street

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books…  http://bschiff.com/

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refer

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http://toppoliticalsites.org/

http://www.thejeffersontree.com/

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Dominance Games / Politics: Merry Christmas

Posted in Commentary, current events, News, opinion, political analysis, political science, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , , , , on November 27, 2011 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

All good little boys and girls reap the wild winds of the smooth westerlies of reflection and remorse that enable all black hatted rat bastards to set public agendas political for the vast weak minded, know little or nothing, imperiously ignorant and unable, uninformed vote wranglers that roam the purple colored ranges of the proper the cowboy heavens run by empty headed mules with mean kicks.

Genuine martyrdom, abject screeching and tantrumizing scream out against the sage efforts of the lone riders of swift justice as they try to lasso up and hog tie the unvirtuous rams and pig sty dwelling drunks.

All such celebrated spouters have long,strong constituencies hiding under and behind rocks and in bat caves and barren hills ready for stern ambush or justifiable massacre.

No lone wangler or intrepid night rider can flair up against the forces of triumph, institutionally, constitutionally, mad drooling vaingloriously droll, sneering protected masked men and their evil assaults upon all us pure noble settlers looking for genial political landscapes of milk and honey.

Smiling, grinning, spitting rank outlaws and leering, sneering outdated banditos;  regressive, revered border raiders and general scum of the earth ride well the high country and run the cesspools they find.   Ain’t no damned cavalry.  Ain’t no damned Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Of interest:

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2011/12/i-was-wrong-and-so-are-you/8713/

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books…  http://bschiff.com/

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refer

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http://toppoliticalsites.org/

http://www.thejeffersontree.com/

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Dominance Games / Politics: Tis once again the season of thanks III

Posted in Commentary, current events, dominance, News, opinion, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , , , , on November 26, 2011 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

Thanksgiving quartered.

Lying political adds.  Joy in lying political adds.  Joy in defending the joy of lying political adds.

Cut and paste.  Photoshop and computerize.  Alternate realities for every habit, derangement, festering blister; every leap of faith towards beds of thorns.

Truth is truth.  Humble is humble. The American people are smart enough to be discerning and aware enough not to be fooled….. so say the backers of lying, deceit, treachery, debasement.  They believe in that which they say.

All is fair.  Politics ain’t bean bags.  Brass knuckles and hard rights to the jaw.  Sucker punches and ribbons of blood.  Power plays are for power.

The discerning American public knows this to be so and knows this to be right.  They know what they see.  They see what they know.  They smell truth and plays and cons and stories.  They cannot be played or fooled or made to be idiots and knaves.  People spin them and propagandize them at their own risk.  They, the folk, know better.  Those who spend the coin to tell them tales that are not true or to sell them hate that are nor real are just wasting the gilded monies given them by the generous icons who wish just to keep the economy moving.

Buy their damned product….. the stories, the ruses, the lame brained messages….be thankful that someone is spending freely.

Of interest:

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1111/69114.html

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refer

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Dominance Games / Politics: Tis once again the season of thanks II

Posted in Commentary, current events, dominance, News, opinion, political science, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , on November 25, 2011 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

Thanksgiving squared.

Now that everyone has said their thanks and come clean about their purity it is in the best interests of peace, joy and contentment to render unto the ghosts of holidays past their due and to sprout the wings of angels and protect the poor wretched flock from the sinful baying heathen scavengers.

The poor, poor innocuous wanderers and travelers, worshipers and faith healers, true believers and salt of the earth workers, strivers, job creators, messianic are all in the vast Thanksgiving melting pot being slow cooked over lazy fires as the world turns and the crops burn and the crows fly and the stew generates only heat and light.

The melting pot that is the pride and joy of overblown mouthpieces and facetious princes creates a meal fit for kings and a confection looked upon as waste by those who do not go to soup kitchens and charity functions.

It is better meat that stirs the pulse and rams the hearts of those who can truly give thanks.  It is the sanctity of their thoughts, the purity of their virtues, the wholeness of their inclusiveness that marks them good.  The oligarchy of spirit is a gift given to those who kneel in thanks….. it is the season for them and their passions.  Oligarchy is good.

Dominance Games / Politics…..politics, news, commentary, analysis…. The dumb …… the honored creed. The rancid bastards …… the true…. the thrill…http://dominancegamespolitics.com/

books…  http://bschiff.com/

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refer

http://www.etalkinghead.com/

http://toppoliticalsites.org/

http://www.thejeffersontree.com/

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Dominance Games / Politics: Tis once again the season of thanks

Posted in analysis, Commentary, current events, dominance, News, opinion, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , on November 23, 2011 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

Thanksgiving.

Celebrate the season with the best of the commodities upon the market, the landscape.  Love, peace and joy.  Treacly Christmas cards from spouting hypocrites.  The loud givings of thanks for empty bounty from pressing souls seeking redemption.

Public ether promotes diversion, division, want, anger, celebration, warring camps.  posh factions, fetching confusion, hapless disarray, homey hopelessness, lovable provocateurs waiting to step up and in with tough.

Government useless and worthless and all pretty little power goes on its merry way to happy little lands of happy little misty magicians and warrior kings.

Government useless and worthless and all that pretty little power goes on its merry way to the heavens  of the strong, the moral suckers and closers fighting  indifference and leveraging all of the dark forces of control over movement, thought, survival, wealth, access to wealth, access to food, access to mobility, clothing, shelter, time. life, waking up in the morning.  Life is good among the mighty.

Pretty little power goes its merry little way and fiery little swords slash away at the dirty fowl little underbrush that are the ones giving thanks.  Ain’t nowhere else to go but the dirtier stages of hell.

Disdain, diminishment, disenfranchisement, annulment;  no little rights to  external identity; happy little voiding of internal  identity;  souls given over to the trips on the river Styx, to the voyages of no place else to go.

Survival of body, absence of mind. In the end the no there there is us.  The no there there is home.  At which point do the floors upon which we stand give way and the bases upon which we survive and identify disappear.

The chaos and the storms, the emptiness and the nothings left to lose, to be, the charmers left to bow down to….. tis once again the season of thanks.

Dominance Games / Politics…..politics, news, commentary, analysis…. The dumb …… the honored creed. The rancid bastards …… the true…. the thrill…http://dominancegamespolitics.com/

books…  http://bschiff.com/

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refer

http://www.etalkinghead.com/

http://toppoliticalsites.org/

http://www.thejeffersontree.com/

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