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Dominance Games / Politics: The soul of the American public.

Posted in Commentary, current events, News, opinion, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , on November 22, 2011 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

So we have the fight for the soul of the American public.  We have those lacking compassion.  We have those awash with it.  We have those understanding the trials and conflicts of production and those who appreciate not the efforts of innovation, management, survival.  We have those who see the old evils of unbridled laissez – faire capitalism and those who do not.   It is always the old conflicts.  What does capitalism owe to labor….what does labor owe to capitalism?  Is labor an endless pool to be eternally abused as an endless glut on the market?  Is capital an endless evil trying to navigate the bitter fields of production, efficiency, competition, vulnerabilities in markets and systems?

The age old fight between the individual and the collective……the fodder of the collective versus the soul of the individual.  Where today is the the acceptable line drawn?  Do we not factor in the line at all?  Stifle the human spirit and the society is dead.  Stifle the living prospects of the general populace and the society is rancid.  Capital creates capital….that is its purpose……all other grand benefits are off shoots not aims.   Labor creates survival……too much a drag on production and nimbleness can kill the goose….Disrespect for either of the two, the fat cats, the greedy parasites and ugly is the world.

The many mealy mouthed babblers, cons, charlatans, fools and worthless scoundrels wrapping themselves in the flag that is the last refuge of scoundrels all claim to speak for the American public when the American public can’t even speak for itself.  We don’t know what the hell we stand for……we’re too damned put upon, intimidated used, abused, manipulated and sapped to care.  A soul requires soul searching.  Soul searching requires contemplation, thought, quiet.  Quiet requires that the whole damned political world shut up.

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Dominance Games / Politics: The path to own the world

Posted in Commentary, current events, News, opinion, Politics, satire with tags , , , , , , , on November 20, 2011 by B Schiff

Dominance Games / Politics

So democracy goes on forever because that is our want, our world, ourselves, our bounty.  So our worlds do not atrophy.  They do not dissipate and die.

So there is the stability of governance full of protections for the powerless, full of balances in powers for those wishing enfranchisement.

So disintegration of trust, competence, public good…. simply a simple broken system populated by broken bums and the broken rabid venal.  So the sun rises and tomorrow comes and America is the land of the free.

Power rests with those with access to the means of enforcement.  The means of enforcement rests with those who have access to the control of movement, money, survival, position, power, today, yesterday and tomorrow.  Today, yesterday, tomorrow rests with those who tell the tale.

It does not take much to run a world …just enough.  A dollop of conflict, a dash of mass confusion, a smidgen of nowhere to go but in circles for those who wish to go somewhere else, a petulant stain of  force, influence being ceded to those who can take it from those who can get it ….  the show, the trick, the hammer, the pistol, the lark, the ruse, the making it so.

Hammer holds, grids in lock, governance unresponsive, self seeking, cross purposes here, no purposes there … everywhere the choke holds of choice.

Access to the choke holds of choice?  Spit and hate, rant and whine, block all ways to balance interests and intimidation….. dream jobs for losers.  The private muscle of private muscle.  The path to own the world.  Who would you go to to solve your problems?

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Dominance Games: Good little abuser of the minds of men

Posted in Commentary, current events, Education, gerrymandering, media, News, opinion, partsanship, political analysis, political satire, political science, Politics, satire, Uncategorized, writing with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 9, 2011 by B Schiff

As a good little arbitrator of the useful abuse of the minds of men,  as a good little speaker of wisdom and truth on the national stage are you a fine and dandy little advocate for the mind numbing densities of thrill seeking undulating, rapacious, leer loving, visceral thought?

As a good little arbitrator of the useful abuse of the minds of men,  heathen caressing bravado, simulating insouciant stature, hubris without bare naked warning, bearing without down seeking insight, degenerate pablum without the skills to identify food … As a good little arbitrator of the useful abuse of the minds of men are the lover?

As a good little arbitrator of the useful abuse of the minds of men, as a good little transparent mocking bird of  scavenging and bottom feeding …do you  lay claim to the ideas that you are not a rats thrilling dream sucked into a slimy worm hole of grime by an appetite for cheap tawdry thrills provided you by any cheep tawdry fondlers who can play your tune or work your predilections?

As a good little arbitrator of the useful abuse of the minds of men are you the demon demon sublimely enraptured with the prospect of the eviscerate splendor that comes from begging, pleading,wheedling, sighing, yelping, barking,  moaning, panting at the thought of being the open empty void of an open empty cypher that can be filled with screams, insatiable want, tears?

Are you as a good little arbitrator of the useful abuse of the minds of men adept at begging to be used by failed beggars who could not perform well enough to garner the rewards of the heightened and sexual satisfaction that comes with the sell out of the soul.

Are you as a good little arbitrator of the useful abuse of the minds of men a scrap heap of ill will?  Is opening your mouth to speak the act by which you can redeem all of the lost lusts of begging, longing, hot and humid silent, lonely midnights past?

Are you as a good little arbitrator of the useful abuse of the minds of men a lame little caricature of rancid whose only stabilizing thrills are those of smug hyperventilation?

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Dominance Games: Good and true little political actor

Posted in Commentary, current events, gerrymandering, journalism, media, News, opinion, partsanship, political analysis, political satire, political science, Politics, satire, Uncategorized, writing with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 8, 2011 by B Schiff

As a good and true little political actor in these United States are you sure that you have the stature worthy of an even a mediocre character by an even mediocre writer of even mediocre political fiction?

As a good and true little political actor in these United States do you have even the stature of an even mediocre farce of an even mediocre play of an even mediocre burn in an even mediocre hell?

As a good and true little political actor in these United States would you even be imbued by same to be a character deemed worthy of some sort of an even mediocre imitation of mediocre respect?

As a good and true little political actor in these United States are you in your mediocre way standing in the shadow of the grand boots of any of the strong and noble, mature and thoughtful well remembered giants of American political life?  Overwhelming and beyond the pale, that you would have knowledge of such things. … All a bit out of touch with the hollow of your heart?

As a political actor in these United States do you ever feel that you are extremely worthy of being a middle school dropout but much out of your league when it comes to being able to handle the intricacies of the high school prom committee?

As a good and true little political actor in these United Statesare you sure that stature is a word in your dictionary and are you sure that dictionary is a word in your dictionary?

As a good and true little political actor in these United States are you worthy of being looked up to from a position of down or is down too far above your head?

As a good and true little political actor in these United States are you the untouched witches brew of dignity, purity, slovenliness, gluttony, avarice, meanness and void as in cypher?  Are you lovely?

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Dominance Games: Good little political operative

Posted in Commentary, current events, gerrymandering, journalism, literature, media, News, opinion, partsanship, political analysis, political satire, political science, Politics, satire, Uncategorized, writing with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 6, 2011 by B Schiff

Are you a good little political operative who is happy with the structural flaws in our political system that makes it your job to revel in and celebrate all of the ways the system and its people can be gamed, used, laughed at?

Are you a good little political operative who is that true cynical wonder who will exploit ignorance where he finds it, exploit foolishness where it can be nourished, exploit dimness and self delusion as it it dances around its merry way?

Are you a good little political operative who is wise to the ways of the mechanics of system and and the pressure points and disingenuous levers of power so that you can work wonders with the right amounts of willingness to debase.

Are you a good little political operative who is proud to mock those open to mocking, those being  schoolyard dumb and open to such things? Does rational discourse threaten your soul, your fun, the level of ability of your candidate?

Are you a good little political operative who cares for the honor in your profession and the true stature of your candidate?  the nature of your candidate?  Are you a political operative who with honor true character unimpeachable and of the type and stripe that is immune to personal corruption?

Are you a good little political operative who knows that a knife fight goes to the mean crazy eyed bastard, goes to the junk yard dog?

Are you a good little political operative who knows that protection in a knife fight goes to certain preparedness…. and that once you got the tools to maim…maim……

The good little folk all over wouldn’t have it any other way.

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Dominance Games: Good little law maker

Posted in Commentary, current events, Education, media, News, opinion, partsanship, political analysis, Politics, satire, Uncategorized, writing with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 5, 2011 by B Schiff

As a good little law maker in these United States do you have respect for the institutions of government and any idea of consensus or do you find it desirable to game the system to benefit your positions?

As a good little office holder in these United States do you feel that the intent of our institutions is to find broad based coalitions or actions or is it to honor the winners at any cost?

As a good little member of the ruling class in these United States do you believe in the ideas of balance of powers or do you believe in the idea of maximizing gain in order to force your whims on all opposition?

As a good little member of the ruling class in these United States doyou give lip service to the ideals of “Democracy” or do you see “Democracy” as a form of government that can lead to the implementation of one party rule if that party is smart enough.

As a true little person of honor worthy of holding office in these United States do you find it arrogant to set different standards for the behavior of your allies as opposed to that of your adversaries?

As a true little person of honor worthy of holding office in these United States do you find hypocrisy to be an admirable trait?  Do you find it a glowing tool in the tool box of political gain?

Are you a person of worthy respect for the content of your character and the standards of your words and behavior.  Are you a bore?

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Dominance Games: Good little one who imputes motives

Posted in Commentary, current events, gerrymandering, journalism, media, News, opinion, partsanship, political analysis, political satire, political science, Politics, satire, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 4, 2011 by B Schiff

As a good little wonder who imputes the motives of 40% of the population do you impute the motives of the 40% plus of the population who differ with you politically?

As a good little wonder who imputes the motives of 40% of the population do they have any thought processes that are worthy of any kind of respect?

As a good little wonder who imputes the motives of 40% of the population … Are they to be considered good Americans?

As a good little wonder who imputes the motives of 40% of the population … If you win are they worthy of you consideration?

As a good little wonder who imputes the motives of 40% of the population …. If you consider their motives impure or their thinking ignorant why should they support the American presidency if it has not respect for them?

As a good little wonder who imputes the motives of 40% of the population … If you think that these others have impure ideas or are not of good conscience why do you wish to be their president, their representative.

As a good little wonder who imputes the motives of 40% of the population …. Are differing views and  hard thought ideas worthy of respect amongst people of good will?

As a good little wonder who imputes the motives of 40% of the population…. Why  demonize fellow citizens?

As a good little wonder who imputes the motives of 40% of the population …  If broad opposition differs in opinion from you are the holders of these opinions worthy of having these opinions given respect?

As a good little wonder who imputes the motives of 40% of the population …. Are the only good Americans your good Americans?

Are you a saint?

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Dominance Games: Blowing the gig America

Posted in Commentary, current events, gerrymandering, journalism, media, News, opinion, partsanship, political satire, political science, Politics, satire, Uncategorized, writing with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 3, 2011 by B Schiff

Skunk that skunk.  Maim those weak.  Fry order.  Dump decency.  Right  worth.  To elect is to be  right as rain.  Fair fights  and demon idiots win in the world of dreams.  In the world of wants.  In the world of how does it feel to want.  Competition flourishes  and you win a Buick.  Games on games.  Wheels on wheels.  Naked whimsies of naked riders riding naked on horseback….. nakedly.  The fantasies and virtues of  fantasies of virtue are long and luminous.

When there has to be a vote…make it crooked.  Where there has to be an electorate fix it.  Where there has to be a district game it.  Where there has to be a show….dance.  Politics is for suckers.  Might is for pros.

Common Suckers.

Lift that bail.  Tote that barge.  Skunk that skunk.  Hammer that nail.  Moral dignity and severe belonging.  Group buzz and kumbayah.  From the bottom up comes the power to change, to be wise.  From the bottom up comes the holy hell of the saintly pedestals upon which the bottom feeders and the  mighty pigs rest and lord.  From the bottom up.

Grand stability and surely supporters.  Roving marauding monsters cover great wide swaths of devouring nightmares devouring all before them as inebriated locusts in eternal heat swallow any governance and replace work with battle.  From the bottom up dreams come true.  From the bottom up America works.  So it goes.

From the bottom up comes the power,the virtue, the massive movements  hard knocks,  hard pain, sharp elbows, hurting places.  From the bottom up comes ribald thuggery and haunting bleeding.  Grab assed grab ass…. from the bottom up.

The base up.  The foundation up.  Many times, many ways the power in government and life comes from the base up, the foundation up.
Building blocks supreme support edifices and efforts of grand public pooh baas, void doers, do gooders and all serious scholars.  Mountains of sadistic gain are built lovingly and to the credit of justice from the bottom up.  When it does its good work and is in good grace.

From the bottom up.  Many times, many ways the shining power in government and life comes from the bottom up.  Many times many ways.

America, America……home home on the range

East side west side…… Johnny comes marching home

Oh say can we see…..the grand old flag

Look away, look away …the midnight ride of Paul Revere

Lizzy Bordon took an ax

This land is your land…  Georgia on my mind

The summer soldier and the winter patriot

The issues are complex

The issue dealers are power junkies

The system stays gamed

Day after day

What’s a citizen to do

Cry in his ineffective beer

Vote the system

Play holy and be the gamed happy gamer forever and a day

Cry and whine

Bitch and moan

Sweetly make no wily intrepid political tripes pay any price what so ever for blowing the gig America

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Dominance Games: Call the bastard a socialist

Posted in Commentary, current events, Education, gerrymandering, journalism, media, News, opinion, partsanship, political analysis, political satire, political science, Politics, satire, Uncategorized, writing with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 2, 2011 by B Schiff

Call the bastard a socialist.  The bastard calls back a fascist.

Call the bastard tax and spend…the bastard calls back starve and break.

Call the bastard out of touch with the American people…the bastard calls back out of touch with the American people.

Call the bastard obstructionist and self serving…the bastard calls back self serving and obstructionist.

Call the bastard a thief and a confiscator….the bastard calls back a panderer and an blank kisser.

Call the bastard anti business…the bastard calls back anti labor.

Call the bastard anti growth…the bastard calls back anti subsistence.

Call the bastard morally deficient…the bastard calls back morally hypocritical.

Call the bastard doctrinaire…..the bastard calls back stands for nothing,

Call the bastard dumb…the bastard calls back head up your blank.

Call the bastard devoid of logic…the bastard calls back devoid of sense.

Call the bastard a bastard…the bastard calls back a punk.

Call the bastard a punk…the punk calls back a bastard.

Call anyone worth listening to and everyone falls down laughing.

They all like stupid.

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Dominance Games: Our grand national dream

Posted in Commentary, current events, gerrymandering, journalism, media, News, opinion, partsanship, political analysis, political satire, political science, Politics, satire, Uncategorized, writing with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 1, 2011 by B Schiff

Its time to be patriotic and to happily celebrate the American Political system and its much noted capacity for being skewed towards the rancid partisanship of an elementary school shouting match complete with argument and truths always derived backwards from conclusion to premise to the optimum powers going to the optimum bullies.

We will celebrate our proud heritage of freedom and liberty by redefining the words to mean, as always, freedom from all views with which we disagree and liberty to call all adversaries evil and unpatriotic……. if history can be written by the winners than the definition of true Americanism can be coined by the speakers, the spinners, the propagandists.

In this season of our grand national dream we have set the table for a winner take all, no holds barred, totally gamed and cynical system of representation where the most ideological and least pragmatic, responsible, mature, understanding among us get to work their personal hates and dislikes to the detriment of all else.

Politics is not at all the profession of governance…it is the profession of in your face meanness and close minded self righteous bores.

They have won the system and they wish to be the best gamers of same.  There is no practical incentive for any real change.  The criers who bemoan the power of the wings and come out in favor of promoting voice foe the possibly responsible middle disappear when they may have the actual ability to act as they too seem to just wish their enemies no good.  They, too, talk good, act not at all.

The electorate does not give a damn about the machinations of the political and is ignorant of how they are gamed.  they think the system is some approximation of responsible democracy.

As always in celebration of independence….Welcome to freedom.

Lexington  The Economist  Bargaining and Blackmail http://www.economist.com/node/18897489

Fred J Epstein   Politico     Minnesota blame game ramps up http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0611/58107.html

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