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Screw the needy

Posted in Commentary, current events, dominance, opinion, political analysis, political commentary, political satire, Politics, writing with tags , , , , , , on September 27, 2012 by B Schiff

All argument works backward ….. conclusions are set in stone …. facts are malleable creatures … logical connections are trained seals …… the audience is made up of people of true faith and bread and circuses give entertainment value to the rabble.

Faith and belief are what keeps all alive …  faith and belief are what supports gracious world views … faith and belief are what gives  much needed identity and true substance.

Fact is the great nullifier.  Consistency the great bore.   The lost soul is tragedy.

Truth follows bias.  Bias follows need.  Need makes suckers of us all.

Screw the needy.

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Smug

Posted in Commentary, current events, dominance, News, opinion, political analysis, political commentary, political satire, Politics with tags , , , , , , on September 22, 2012 by B Schiff

What is Democracy but an attempt to balance competing powers within the structures of a political system while allowing that some of those competing powers fall to an engaged public at large.

In this the season of our political show it is important to recognize that the public is getting a chance to access power in the political system by influencing mightily and well the state of our events whereas the tails that wag the dogs love the dogs… us… who beg for fleas.

Are we set up so that an organized group of actors who know the mechanics of the reigns of and lines of power in real world settings can work around or within these lane in order to harness force, cut off force, play with toy decisions, toy decision makers?   Are we set up to allow for the grand illusions of participatory government by those who participate only in which cystic ways the off color debates will continue so that the self impressed flacks can keep being puffed up capon like holy warriors.  The world’s heaven sent beacon serves its magic mushrooms.

Those with real power suffer the slings and arrows of our adversity.  Those with paths to navigate and knives to wield and backs to savor and stab get giving a rats behind for love.

The system smugly benefits those who work it from the outside.

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Suckers

Posted in current events, dominance, opinion, political analysis, political commentary, political satire, Politics with tags , , , , , , on September 22, 2012 by B Schiff

So they play you nine ways from Sunday … lie to you …. cheat you …. give you misinformation and skew the world to their liking  … all because they love making the calculation that you are rational, knowledgeable human dumps who have an interest in your future and a passion for truth.

So they play you nine ways from Sunday … lie to you …. cheat you …. give you misinformation and skew the world to their liking  … all because they have to spend other peoples money drawing pretty pictures of slop and glory so that they can celebrate the American dream and the accomplishments of the common man.

So they play you nine ways from Sunday … lie to you …. cheat you …. give you misinformation and skew the world to their liking  … all so that they can make advertising buys, help struggling  media companies, make loud mouth talkers more obnoxious, sell no one the Brooklyn Bridge, make the world safe for people of good will everywhere.

Passion and goodness fuel the day.  Applied statecraft and a balancing of powers fuels the dream.

Suckers, suckers everywhere.  Their joy to behold.

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Bondage

Posted in current events, dominance, News, opinion, political analysis, political commentary, political satire, Politics with tags , , , , , , , on September 22, 2012 by B Schiff

 

Clinton is Mr.  Excitement.

Romney is Mr. Wonderful.

Obama is the last best hope of mankind.

Ryan is jack Armstrong, all American boy.

Bush, Clinton next time.

The usual return to forever.

The mouthers may someday sometime some way some how say something that is not predictable.

There will be no set of political powers to accomplish anything political in the near future.

The best hope of all is for government to be non be neutered….. There will still be cover for those working the games of their own realms.  Power abhors the vacuum …. it pushes where it can …… protects itself nicely …… becomes as non Stated as possible …… as much in ownership of sweet vulnerabilities as ever…. as much in answer-ship to no one.

Good show.  Big passion.  Hot house orchids all in bloom.

Time to march into the silly season on a high of anticipation.

Watch all magic potions and such sprinkle the seeds of an economic miracle.  It serves all purposes.  Prosperity limits bondage.

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Dominance Games / Politics…..politics, news, commentary, analysis…. The dumb …… the honored creed. The rancid bastards …… the true…. the thrill…http://dominancegamespolitics.com/

books…  Death Seeks His Muse……..A Novella …… An Essay on Power    Ebook …  https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/215943       In Print:  https://www.createspace.com/3944915     A Muse in Time ……. A Novella ……. An Essay on Honor     Ebook …  https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/215951        In Print:     https://www.createspace.com/3944878

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Suckers

Posted in Commentary, current events, dominance, News, opinion, political analysis, political commentary, political satire, political science, Politics with tags , , , , , on September 22, 2012 by B Schiff

 

So they play you nine ways from Sunday … lie to you …. cheat you …. give you misinformation and skew the world to their liking  … all because they love making the calculation that you are rational, knowledgeable human dumps who have an interest in your future and a passion for truth.

So they play you nine ways from Sunday … lie to you …. cheat you …. give you misinformation and skew the world to their liking  … all because they have to spend other peoples money drawing pretty pictures of slop and glory so that they can celebrate the American dream and the accomplishments of the common man.

So they play you nine ways from Sunday … lie to you …. cheat you …. give you misinformation and skew the world to their liking  … all so that they can make advertising buys, help struggling  media companies, make loud mouth talkers more obnoxious, sell no one the Brooklyn Bridge, make the world safe for people of good will everywhere.

Passion and goodness fuel the day.  Applied statecraft and a balancing of powers fuels the dream.

Suckers, suckers everywhere.  Their joy to behold.

New Offering:  Book: Dominance Games / Politics …. A compendium …. The Evolution of the Dim …. Ebook …. https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/215674 …. In Print: https://www.createspace.com/3969060

Dominance Games / Politics…..politics, news, commentary, analysis…. The dumb …… the honored creed. The rancid bastards …… the true…. the thrill…http://dominancegamespolitics.com/

books…  Death Seeks His Muse……..A Novella …… An Essay on Power    Ebook …  https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/215943       In Print:  https://www.createspace.com/3944915     A Muse in Time ……. A Novella ……. An Essay on Honor     Ebook …  https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/215951        In Print:     https://www.createspace.com/3944878

http://bschiff.com/

On Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dominance-Games-Politics/367557053280536

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Dominance Games: The long knives

Posted in Commentary, current events, gerrymandering, journalism, media, News, opinion, partisanship, political analysis, political satire, political science, Politics, Uncategorized, writing with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 12, 2011 by B Schiff

We can best be protected from extreme evil in the political sphere by spreading around power as much as possible.  The philosopher king or the wise council of elders may be, in their pure forms, the most admirable and efficient forms of governance.  They may bring the best of virtue, vision, majesty, bearing and trust.  These forms may be the abject model of all seekers of wisdom and truth, all seekers of greater, better existence for greater, better political entities, systems, states, facts.  Wisdom and virtue flow undiluted, unfragmented from implementer.  Implementation is a dream..

Virtues  in these epochs of rule are great but as it is with all such things the templates always seem to have equal and opposite flip sides.  The greater good is matched by the greater evil and in real terms governance is best served when as a staunch representative of protection from harm.  The positive is as a bonus…an unexpected bonus of maturity and purpose, reflection and wisdom…that which when it comes… survives…leaves hope.

This is as close to safety we can come to in a world dependent upon the rational and irrational hates and passions of the bubbling classes.  Passion has its virtues…and its price.

In these aspects and respects…we crave our loved version of mass influence…our republic…our democracy.  All done well, good may prosper, right may flourish, balance may be achieved.  All done not so well…most of the mob survives the long knives, the hounds, the wolves, the cuts and the destruction.

Politics is kick ass and dangerous, armed and dangerous, dangerous and dangerous.  Grateful we are for what we see as the limits to the mass dangers we face, in the forms of the base outcomes we can endure.  We bless the phlegmatic, the powerless, the resigned and the the facts of livable survival.  Seeking the better and the good is always the fools errand of the naive known to the knowing and the wise.

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Dominance Games: Good little abuser of the minds of men

Posted in Commentary, current events, Education, gerrymandering, media, News, opinion, partsanship, political analysis, political satire, political science, Politics, satire, Uncategorized, writing with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 9, 2011 by B Schiff

As a good little arbitrator of the useful abuse of the minds of men,  as a good little speaker of wisdom and truth on the national stage are you a fine and dandy little advocate for the mind numbing densities of thrill seeking undulating, rapacious, leer loving, visceral thought?

As a good little arbitrator of the useful abuse of the minds of men,  heathen caressing bravado, simulating insouciant stature, hubris without bare naked warning, bearing without down seeking insight, degenerate pablum without the skills to identify food … As a good little arbitrator of the useful abuse of the minds of men are the lover?

As a good little arbitrator of the useful abuse of the minds of men, as a good little transparent mocking bird of  scavenging and bottom feeding …do you  lay claim to the ideas that you are not a rats thrilling dream sucked into a slimy worm hole of grime by an appetite for cheap tawdry thrills provided you by any cheep tawdry fondlers who can play your tune or work your predilections?

As a good little arbitrator of the useful abuse of the minds of men are you the demon demon sublimely enraptured with the prospect of the eviscerate splendor that comes from begging, pleading,wheedling, sighing, yelping, barking,  moaning, panting at the thought of being the open empty void of an open empty cypher that can be filled with screams, insatiable want, tears?

Are you as a good little arbitrator of the useful abuse of the minds of men adept at begging to be used by failed beggars who could not perform well enough to garner the rewards of the heightened and sexual satisfaction that comes with the sell out of the soul.

Are you as a good little arbitrator of the useful abuse of the minds of men a scrap heap of ill will?  Is opening your mouth to speak the act by which you can redeem all of the lost lusts of begging, longing, hot and humid silent, lonely midnights past?

Are you as a good little arbitrator of the useful abuse of the minds of men a lame little caricature of rancid whose only stabilizing thrills are those of smug hyperventilation?

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Dominance Games: Good little delineator of cultural fact

Posted in Commentary, current events, gerrymandering, journalism, media, News, opinion, partsanship, political analysis, political satire, political science, Politics, Uncategorized, writing with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 9, 2011 by B Schiff

As a hero god before us.

As a true little delineator of cultural, scientific and historical fact are you glad to let the world know of lies, damn lies, statistics, half truths, ill found premise, incomprehensible conclusions?

As a true little delineator of cultural, scientific and historical fact are you sure that you are the true one, the one and only one and only, who truly knows their own chimeras images, their own natural habitat, their own generally accepted incendiary real and observable blasphemous worlds.

As a true little delineator of cultural, scientific and historical fact are you sure  that you  get the gist of these terms as you see them, are you sure that you roam freely as a mutant creatures in backwater rubbish factories masquerading as toxic waste?  Are you sure that you are from  places that produce  pink and floaty flotsam and factoids and that the blue and mundane jetsam, trash and reasoning from the school of “because I said so” languishes so nicely on your lips?

The  slush heaps of dead pools and and dried brain cells of life are not your only true mantra and they thank you for it.

As a true little delineator  of cultural, scientific and historical fact are you quite sure that you can see past the void, the divine propaganda proliferated by fallow ingrates who have agendas of scholarship?  The radical politics of scientific method is opposed to the shining facts of those of pure heart and tender mercies.  Education produces those of false opinion and learning can only be achieved by the indoctrination of a bias towards evil.

As a true little delineator of cultural, scientific and historical fact are you  the withering questioner of those who know nothing and embrace the depths of rot?

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Dominance Games: Good and true little political actor

Posted in Commentary, current events, gerrymandering, journalism, media, News, opinion, partsanship, political analysis, political satire, political science, Politics, satire, Uncategorized, writing with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 8, 2011 by B Schiff

As a good and true little political actor in these United States are you sure that you have the stature worthy of an even a mediocre character by an even mediocre writer of even mediocre political fiction?

As a good and true little political actor in these United States do you have even the stature of an even mediocre farce of an even mediocre play of an even mediocre burn in an even mediocre hell?

As a good and true little political actor in these United States would you even be imbued by same to be a character deemed worthy of some sort of an even mediocre imitation of mediocre respect?

As a good and true little political actor in these United States are you in your mediocre way standing in the shadow of the grand boots of any of the strong and noble, mature and thoughtful well remembered giants of American political life?  Overwhelming and beyond the pale, that you would have knowledge of such things. … All a bit out of touch with the hollow of your heart?

As a political actor in these United States do you ever feel that you are extremely worthy of being a middle school dropout but much out of your league when it comes to being able to handle the intricacies of the high school prom committee?

As a good and true little political actor in these United Statesare you sure that stature is a word in your dictionary and are you sure that dictionary is a word in your dictionary?

As a good and true little political actor in these United States are you worthy of being looked up to from a position of down or is down too far above your head?

As a good and true little political actor in these United States are you the untouched witches brew of dignity, purity, slovenliness, gluttony, avarice, meanness and void as in cypher?  Are you lovely?

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Dominance Games: Good little political operative

Posted in Commentary, current events, gerrymandering, journalism, literature, media, News, opinion, partsanship, political analysis, political satire, political science, Politics, satire, Uncategorized, writing with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 6, 2011 by B Schiff

Are you a good little political operative who is happy with the structural flaws in our political system that makes it your job to revel in and celebrate all of the ways the system and its people can be gamed, used, laughed at?

Are you a good little political operative who is that true cynical wonder who will exploit ignorance where he finds it, exploit foolishness where it can be nourished, exploit dimness and self delusion as it it dances around its merry way?

Are you a good little political operative who is wise to the ways of the mechanics of system and and the pressure points and disingenuous levers of power so that you can work wonders with the right amounts of willingness to debase.

Are you a good little political operative who is proud to mock those open to mocking, those being  schoolyard dumb and open to such things? Does rational discourse threaten your soul, your fun, the level of ability of your candidate?

Are you a good little political operative who cares for the honor in your profession and the true stature of your candidate?  the nature of your candidate?  Are you a political operative who with honor true character unimpeachable and of the type and stripe that is immune to personal corruption?

Are you a good little political operative who knows that a knife fight goes to the mean crazy eyed bastard, goes to the junk yard dog?

Are you a good little political operative who knows that protection in a knife fight goes to certain preparedness…. and that once you got the tools to maim…maim……

The good little folk all over wouldn’t have it any other way.

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